Describe Donald Trump in five words or less

[red dog 1]

Hitler with bad hair.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. MFSOB

[clarice]

2. RD...if you don't mind.... I have composed a Haiku for The Donald ...

My lips are pouty
Made for corporate asses
Where is my barber?

[red dog 1]

9. Nice!

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

3. Vile piece of steaming excrement

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[trueblue2007]

4. the best description

[red dog 1]

8. lol

[lastlib]

15. "Vile pile"

sounds better with a rhyme. IMHO

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

16. That actually occurred to, but

In my head, at the time, it sounded a bit too cute, so I went with pieces. Now, though, after you've put piles in text, it doesn't sound so bad.

[First Speaker]

5. In search of a balcony

[Initech]

6. Orange is the new black

[Angry Dragon]

7. EGO

[Wounded Bear]

10. Heart big as his hands...

[rug]

11. Worm-ridden dog shit.

Wait, that's only three.

Fuck him.

[Tabasco_Dave]

12. Meg A Lo Man Iac

[lame54]

13. We're all going to hell

[lastlib]

14. Third-grade bully with a second-grade education....

Okay, I know, too many words, but pretty accurate and succint.

[baldguy]

17. Very tiny - in so many ways.

[SheriffBob]

18. Hemorrhoid dinkleberry piece of shit

[NNadir]

19. Only one word: Loser.