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blogslut

(38,001 posts) Mon Aug 1, 2016, 06:01 AM Aug 2016

I am the King of Farts

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I am the King of Farts (Original Post) blogslut Aug 2016 OP

This guy oswaldactedalone Aug 2016 #1

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Ha! Iggo Aug 2016 #3

oswaldactedalone

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1. This guy

Reply to blogslut (Original post)

Mon Aug 1, 2016, 07:15 AM

Aug 2016

totally blows me away.

The other day I inadvertently farted at a party. A guy looked absolutely scandalized and said, “How dare you fart in front of my sister?”

I very apologetically said, “I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware it was her turn."

blogslut

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Mon Aug 1, 2016, 07:20 AM

Aug 2016

Iggo

(47,558 posts)

3. Ha!

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Mon Aug 1, 2016, 10:46 AM

Aug 2016

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