This is a troublesome trend in menus

[dixiegrrrrl]

[HERVEPA]

1. They are very tender.

[Fla Dem]

5. Yes, any older than that, they begin to get gristly and tough.

[Sunriser13]

14. But are they good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

22. Paging Clarice..........

[Lochloosa]

2. That's a Southern Invite...

We don't do chicken at cookouts. I'm surprised there's beef on it.

[Iggo]

3. Thank you, Satan!

[Tom Kitten]

4. See, this is what happens

when people vote for the Donner Party

[pinboy3niner]

8. *snort*

Well done (though I prefer them medium rare)!

[lastlib]

12. I certainly wouldn't want to be served a child OVER 12.......

(they get a lot tougher and stringier once they get that old.....jus' sayin'..........)

[malthaussen]

6. Dang, no puppy.

Well, depending on how it's prepared, 12-and-under child can be quite tasty.

-- Mal

[CurtEastPoint]

7. (snicker...) More details here....

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. LOL!!!!! good job....n/t

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Trouble?

Where's the trouble?

[TexasBushwhacker]

11. Besides the child issue

Who gives a choice between beef and pork? Beef or chicken (or fish) sure, but beef or pork?

[pinboy3niner]

13. The option that you refuse to include...

...TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

[Yonnie3]

15. Are those free-range children?

We must be humane!

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. I don't think children are allowed to be free range anymore

From what I read in the news about parents being charged for neglect for allowing their 10 year old to walk a few blocks to the park.

OTOH, they would be like Kobe beef these days...lack of muscles because of lack of exercise.

[Yonnie3]

19. I had Kobe beef on a trip to Kyoto, Japan. Good, but not in my budget.

I suppose they could get those Kobe cattle iPhones instead of giving them beer and massages.

[surrealAmerican]

17. Isn't it nice that they gave two options ...

... for their non-cannibal guests?

[Doc_Technical]

18. W. C. Fields — 'I like children. If they're properly cooked.'

X

[lindysalsagal]

20. Must be an atheist museum.

(Standard joke that atheists eat babies,)

[yellowcanine]

21. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"