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Now you too can wipe your ass on The Donald (Original Post)
Marc2010
Oct 2016
OP
Truth is, the thought of that mouth touching my ass gives me the creeps.
TreasonousBastard
Oct 2016
#1
You'll have the cleanest ass afterward. Nobody will have a cleaner ass than you.
Initech
Oct 2016
#5
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)1. Truth is, the thought of that mouth touching my ass gives me the creeps.
lame54
(39,321 posts)2. Warning - It leaves your ass dirtier after wiping
Laffy Kat
(16,903 posts)3. It would be kind of fun to put in a guest bathroom.
I also bet you could sell loads of rolls setting up at a local flea market, fare, etc. I'd plunk down a couple of bucks.
The way you think. I like it
Initech
(107,995 posts)5. You'll have the cleanest ass afterward. Nobody will have a cleaner ass than you.
Marc2010
(117 posts)6. And what the hell is he doing? Looks like some kind of duck-face
lastlib
(27,798 posts)7. I've been waiting for this!!
Where can I get a truckload??
Bucky
(55,334 posts)8. NO!!! He's already ruined NPR for me. I need my peaceful toilet time to myself.
can't a man get any peace around here?

