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Major Nikon

(36,927 posts) Sun Oct 9, 2016, 05:57 PM Oct 2016

If you were god for a day and could appoint a better fuckup for the GOP nominee, who would it be?

Last edited Mon Oct 10, 2016, 11:27 AM - Edit history (1)

I used to think the following choices would be better, but now I'm not so sure

1) Charles Manson
2) John Hinckley
3) George Zimmerman
4) Terry Nichols
5) Casey Anthony
6) Dick Cheney
7) Martin Shkreli
8) Jerry Sandusky
9) OJ Simpson
10) Michele Bachmann

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If you were god for a day and could appoint a better fuckup for the GOP nominee, who would it be? (Original Post) Major Nikon Oct 2016 OP

The modern day W� dhill926 Oct 2016 #1

I tried to limit my options to those who are constitutionally eligible Major Nikon Oct 2016 #4

You left off Sarah Palin. hlthe2b Oct 2016 #2

I decided to limit my list to 10 and she was just below the cutoff Major Nikon Oct 2016 #3

Louis Gohmert The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #5

Ted Nugent needs to be high on the list Major Nikon Oct 2016 #6

Ted's been "high" most of his life n/t discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2016 #17

Nugent was my choice, too. DFW Oct 2016 #26

Are Hitler, Nixon, and Grey Face too easy? N/t fNord Oct 2016 #7

Nixon was already elected twice jmowreader Oct 2016 #9

If I were god for a day... True Dough Oct 2016 #8

Terry Nichols is still available jmowreader Oct 2016 #10

Rudy G. nt redwitch Oct 2016 #11

How about a has-been, out of work B actor with dementia and a marginal IQ? mysuzuki2 Oct 2016 #12

Hmm... Orrex Oct 2016 #13

Ironically all of those choices like to jail or kill their political rivals Major Nikon Oct 2016 #14

Yes, he's definitely a kindred spirit Orrex Oct 2016 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author LynneSin Oct 2016 #16

Only Sarah P could out-stupid Trump SCantiGOP Oct 2016 #18

thought you might enjoy this studioblogic Oct 2016 #19

I would advocate for Terry Tate (Office Linebacker) GreydeeThos Oct 2016 #20

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2016 #21

I'd make Jamaal510 Oct 2016 #22

I think you named the worst, but her are some of mine LeftInTX Oct 2016 #23

Gary Busey & Victoria Jackson n/t TexasBushwhacker Oct 2016 #24

The one and only name on my list was Charles Manson, and that was your first choice too. NT mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2016 #25

dhill926

(16,953 posts)

1. The modern day W�

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 06:24 PM

Oct 2016

Of course he already stole two terms so he's not eligible…

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

4. I tried to limit my options to those who are constitutionally eligible

Reply to dhill926 (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 07:14 PM

Oct 2016

I did consider Justin Bieber, but he failed on two qualification factors.

hlthe2b

(114,683 posts)

2. You left off Sarah Palin.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 06:29 PM

Oct 2016

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

3. I decided to limit my list to 10 and she was just below the cutoff

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 07:12 PM

Oct 2016

The Velveteen Ocelot

(131,231 posts)

5. Louis Gohmert

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 08:06 PM

Oct 2016

Carl Paladino
Rudy Giu911ani
Newt Gingrich
Ted Nugent

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

6. Ted Nugent needs to be high on the list

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 08:09 PM

Oct 2016

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,783 posts)

17. Ted's been "high" most of his life n/t

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #6)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 01:57 PM

Oct 2016

DFW

(60,436 posts)

26. Nugent was my choice, too.

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #6)

Sun Oct 30, 2016, 02:51 AM

Oct 2016

Although I'll bet his poll numbers would be no worse Trump's. That's how low they have descended this time.

fNord

(1,756 posts)

7. Are Hitler, Nixon, and Grey Face too easy? N/t

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sun Oct 9, 2016, 09:13 PM

Oct 2016

jmowreader

(53,395 posts)

9. Nixon was already elected twice

Reply to fNord (Reply #7)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 06:00 AM

Oct 2016

Hitler wasn't born in this country.

True Dough

(27,311 posts)

8. If I were god for a day...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 12:48 AM

Oct 2016

I'd probably make my return to Earth, through Jesus or whatever. Just let people know I really exist. Maybe shoot a perfect game of pool with the guys. Maybe lift a thousand pounds with ease and laugh about it. Perform a few miracles, like making a blind woman see. Oh, and get rid of cancer and shit like that. Then I'd say, "Gotta go everyone. Good luck with that shitty election situation that you got yourselves in."

jmowreader

(53,395 posts)

10. Terry Nichols is still available

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 06:02 AM

Oct 2016

redwitch

(15,273 posts)

11. Rudy G. nt

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 08:43 AM

Oct 2016

mysuzuki2

(3,580 posts)

12. How about a has-been, out of work B actor with dementia and a marginal IQ?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 09:16 AM

Oct 2016

Oh wait ...

Orrex

(67,392 posts)

13. Hmm...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 09:51 AM

Oct 2016

1. Vladimir Putin
2. Kim Jong-un
3. Rodrigo Duterte

Major Nikon

(36,927 posts)

14. Ironically all of those choices like to jail or kill their political rivals

Reply to Orrex (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 10:25 AM

Oct 2016

Just like Trump.

Orrex

(67,392 posts)

15. Yes, he's definitely a kindred spirit

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #14)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 10:25 AM

Oct 2016

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LynneSin This message was self-deleted by its author.

SCantiGOP

(14,758 posts)

18. Only Sarah P could out-stupid Trump

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 02:05 PM

Oct 2016

studioblogic

(1 post)

19. thought you might enjoy this

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 03:58 PM

Oct 2016

Grab ‘em by the Pussy
A three minute musical - The Baztronics featuring Donald Trump

GreydeeThos

(958 posts)

20. I would advocate for Terry Tate (Office Linebacker)

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 04:27 PM

Oct 2016

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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

22. I'd make

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 02:47 PM

Oct 2016

Peter Griffin and Eric Cartman (after making him 35 years old) real and have them run for president on the same ticket.

LeftInTX

(34,852 posts)

23. I think you named the worst, but her are some of mine

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 05:50 PM

Oct 2016

Charlie Sheen
Teresa Giudice (from Real Housewives of NJ)
Andy Dick
Lindsey Lohan
Joshua Duggar
PeeWee Herman
Ron Jeremy
Howard Stern
Anthony Weiner
Rush Limbaugh
Lorena Bobbit (The lady who cut off her husband's you know what)
Phil Spector
Tonya Harding
Chuck Barris (From the Gong Show)
Jimmy Swaggart

TexasBushwhacker

(21,289 posts)

24. Gary Busey & Victoria Jackson n/t

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 06:16 PM

Oct 2016

mahatmakanejeeves

(70,730 posts)

25. The one and only name on my list was Charles Manson, and that was your first choice too. NT

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Sat Oct 29, 2016, 07:36 PM

Oct 2016

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