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NightWatcher

(39,376 posts) Mon Oct 31, 2016, 04:01 PM Oct 2016

About this time last year my neighborhood was invaded by zombies. I killed 8 of them

My chainsaw is gassed up and I'm ready tonight, should there be another invasion.

I did find it funny that they all were carrying bags of candy, but this is Florida and there's no telling why anything happens.

Ever vigilant!

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About this time last year my neighborhood was invaded by zombies. I killed 8 of them (Original Post) NightWatcher Oct 2016 OP

Are you, by any chance, wearing clown makeup? n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2016 #1

No way! NightWatcher Oct 2016 #2

A zombie really did get killed in my area last year jmowreader Nov 2016 #4

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

1. Are you, by any chance, wearing clown makeup? n/t

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Mon Oct 31, 2016, 04:03 PM

Oct 2016

NightWatcher

(39,376 posts)

2. No way!

Reply to PoliticAverse (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 31, 2016, 04:11 PM

Oct 2016

I'm not crazy. Just ask my toaster.

jmowreader

(53,193 posts)

4. A zombie really did get killed in my area last year

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Wed Nov 2, 2016, 04:10 AM

Nov 2016

Some dumbass who runs a "haunted corn maze" decided to add a "zombie hunting" adventure to it. He got a school bus from somewhere and put the paying guests on it, hired a bunch of teenagers and dressed them like zombies, then let the guests shoot paintball guns at the zombies. One of the zombies got too close to the bus, got pulled under it and squished flat. Dead instantly.

So...be careful how you kill those zombies out there, 'kay?

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