Drank the last of the vodka...

[Aristus]

Completely tanked seems like the best way to spend the next four years.

But one has responsibilities.

Anyway, I'm off work tomorrow, so I'm getting sloshed...

[BootinUp]

1. It is not going to help, to stress

over this calamity. Focus on yourself and your family and friends.

[Aristus]

2. I'm going to have to!

I'm out of vodka!

[BootinUp]

3. Try Irish Whiskey if you are in the mood,

not bad.

[Aristus]

4. Got a bottle of Glenfiddich downstairs.

But I have to sneak past the wife to get to it. She does not approve of taking a drop to drown one's sorrows...

[BootinUp]

5. You are lucky to have her.

Don't piss her off.

[Aristus]

6. Oh, I won't...

[BootinUp]

7. You are the Man!

[pinboy3niner]

25. Funny, I never thought of Glenfiddich as "her"

[In_The_Wind]

8. Sloshed sounds good.

[Aristus]

9. Hey! Cheers!

[In_The_Wind]

10. I still got gallons of vodkas.

You can haz some of mine.

[Aristus]

11. Oh good. Because my buzz wore off...

[In_The_Wind]

14. Iz it 4:20 somewhere

[Aristus]

15. It's 420 in a lot more places than it used to be...

[Initech]

12. There isn't enough Jack to get through the next four years.

[Aristus]

13. That's for sure...

[hay rick]

16. Rum tonight. Tastes great, less filling.

My evil angel wants me to pray for an assassination/extermination. Rum helps me ward off temptation.

[Aristus]

17. Assassination would make him Kennedy.

Resignation in disgrace would make him Nixon.

I want him to become Nixon...

[csziggy]

22. I don't know why your subject line reminded me of this

But since it is fun and distracting, here it is:

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

18. You need to get off that milk diet laddie

[Aristus]

19. Also good stuff...

[lame54]

20. Have you tried the new drink - The Trump...

It's everything in your liquor cabinet poured into a Doc Martin boot - It will kick you to the curb

[Aristus]

21. Hey! I'll try one, then.

I've got an extensive liquor cabinet, and about six pairs of Doc Martens...

[Kennah]

23. Yes but ...

[bluedigger]

24. Relax, Trump has a source for all the vodka we can consume over the next four years.

Sure, he'll wet his beak a bit, but overall, it's a win-win, da, comrade?