Christmas Items I Will NOT be Watching This Year

[Wolf Frankula]

1: Any version of 'A Christmas Carol' that doesn't have Doctor Who.

2: Any version of 'It's a Wonderful Life' without Al Bundy.

3: Any Bing Crosby movie without Bob Hope. Sorry Bing, without Bob there's no hope.

4: Anything with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, including 'Rudolph's Big Career Move.'

5: Anything with Frosty the Snowman, including "Frosty's Frozen Hell.'

6: Any Nativity story that isn't about the guy born in the manger down the street from the one people sing about each year.

7: Any movie where anybody says, "It isn't Christmas without snow."

Wolf

[rug]

1. I take it you'll be watching The Grinch.

[Wolf Frankula]

4. Yes I'll be Watching the Original Grinch

I like that nice old Grinchy Claus. And if we get behind the Grinch and Back the Attack, We can win the War on Christmas.

Wolf

[Taitertots]

2. I won't watch any that are not a new original concept

Who wants to see the same movies every year?

[csziggy]

3. I usually don't watch any Christmas dreck

Though I sometimes make exceptions for Doctor Who Christmas shows.

Most of the Christmas shows seem to have a theme of "It isn't Christmas unless there are tons of presents." I don't plan on spending much on Christmas, especially this year.