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briv1016

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Fri Dec 30, 2016, 12:26 AM Dec 2016

People Are Cracking Up Over This Gift A Mom Got For Her Daughter

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/people-are-cracking-up-over-this-gift-a-mom-got-for-her-daughter_us_586571dfe4b0eb586488b8c8

This is a gift … to the internet.

Shelby Donovan, an 18-year-old from New Orleans, Louisiana, was shocked when she opened a present from her mother in front of her entire family on Christmas.

“I kind of just stared at it for a really long time, trying to come up with anything else it could be besides a sex toy,” Donovan told The Huffington Post. “Because who wants to say that in front of their family? NO ONE.”

The gift she is referring to is this:

Naturally, her entire family began giggling as soon as she revealed the gift.

“My mom realized why we were laughing, so she says, ‘What? Do you actually think I would get you a dildo for Christmas?’” Donovan said.

It turns out the teen made the “horrible mistake” of opening and holding the gift upside down.

And it’s actually a cup holder.

“My grandma’s [reaction] was definitely the best,” Donovan said. “She described it as, ‘Business in the morning, fun at night.’”


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People Are Cracking Up Over This Gift A Mom Got For Her Daughter (Original Post) briv1016 Dec 2016 OP
Cool grandma sounds like. n/t dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #1
Grandma's answer was cool. Although (I think) Polkadot might be a better color. In_The_Wind Dec 2016 #2
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