Tell me why I should put you on my Ignore list

[Orrex]

I cleared it out after the primaries ended, and it feels weird not to be Ignoring anyone.

[ret5hd]

1. 1) I'm pretty much a misanthropist.

2) I support the political ideals of Bernie.

3) I wake up at 4:00 AM without effort.

Of those three things, I am pretty sure #3 is the most disgusting.

[Orrex]

2. You've convinced me

You semi-nocturnal monster.

[ret5hd]

3. Correction: semi-nocturnal socialist monster.

[Orrex]

4. The socialist part doesn't trouble me.

[True Dough]

6. Do you get back to sleep?

I usually wake up around 5 a.m. but I can read and drift off again after an hour or so.

Also curious about your username. Retired 5 high definition? That's not it. I'm trying to piece it together like one of those cryptic licence plates.

[ret5hd]

7. Generally no. I stay up and pad quietly around the house...

trying to not wake my wife.

My username is gibberish...it was easy to type with one hand.

[Callmecrazy]

5. Because you're on mine...

Wait, what?

[Trailrider1951]

8. Because I'm boring as hell

and I tend to kill threads...

[NightWatcher]

9. If you don't ignore me you'll see all the dick pics I post

[kairos12]

22. Tricky.

[Skittles]

10. I WILL KICK ORREX ASS

THAT'S WHY

[Orrex]

11. Joke's on you!

I've been Ignoring you the whole time!

[Skittles]

12. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ORREX IS SCHEDULED!

[mythology]

13. Because

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. You should put me on your ignore list because...

Your username is the same as a medical power tool manufacturer, which is stupid

I've been a member here longer than you and I'm better looking, funnier, kinder, sweeter, smarter and not a big ole poopy head

My username is in all caps, which is pretentious and annoying

I am a horrible person and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever, not withstanding section 2, sub chapter 1,2,3,4 & 5

On rare occasions, I smell funny

On even rarer occasions, I smell happily

I'm a truck driver, which demonstrates I make poor long term planning choices

I have a execrable vocabulary and a detestable command of the English language

[Orrex]

19. I can respond to only one of those:

I've been Orrex longer than they have. I should get royalties on every bonesaw they sell.

[LWolf]

15. Because

I say what I think even if it steps on someone's political dogma.

[Stuart G]

16. Why Not???????

[Orrex]

18. I like the cut of your jib.

[MrScorpio]

17. Because I'm more sunshine and sweetness than anyone can possibly stand

No one is more lovable, huggable or as modest than me.

My niceness will drive you insane.

FDT.

[Wounded Bear]

20. If you can't figure it out...

I ain't gonna help you find a reason.

[kairos12]

21. I hate beer and coffee and don't like religions that talk bad about them.

[Baitball Blogger]

23. You can put me on ignore because every time I see your name I think of "Oreo"

and get really pissed off when I reread "Orrex."

Oh, wait a minute. Putting me on ignore won't stop me from seeing your posts.


Never mind.

[SQUEE]

24. I actually enjoy Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff..

I know it's horrible, full of salt, non GMO and incredibly unhealthy..

But God help me I do love it so...