Whats your favorite line or scene from The Producers (1967)?

[red dog 1]

MAX BIALYSTOCK (Zero Mostel)
Roger, did you have a chance to read "Springtime For Hitler"?

ROGER DE BRIS (Christopher Hewett)
(Emerges from behind a partition wearing a dress)
Remarkable, Remarkable! A stunning piece of work.

LEO BLOOM (Gene Wilder)
(Under his breath) Max...he's wearing a dress.

MAX BIALYSTOCK
No kidding.

ROGER De BRIS
Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany..I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that....Oh dear, you're starring at my dress...I should explain...We are going to the choreographers ball tonight and there is a prize for the best costume.

CARMEN GIYA
And we always win!

ROGER De BRIS
I don't know about tonight..I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie...What do you think, Mr Bloom?

LEO BLOOM
Where do you keep your wallet?

[GP6971]

1. Haven't seen it in a long time

but absolutely love Mel Brooks movies. Blazing Saddles is my favorite.

[csziggy]

2. THE QUICK FUSE!

Franz Liebkind: Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick burning fuse or ze slow buring fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out.

[snips dynamite fuse]

Franz Liebkind: Zis is critical.

[lights fuse with match]

Franz Liebkind: Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse.

[pause]

All: THE QUICK FUSE!

[explosion]

[PoliticAverse]

3. (Ulla) go to work. n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. I can hear the music in my head right now.

[TXCritter]

4. I'm hysterical! ... I'm wet!

The whole sequence of Gene Wilder being hysterical

[lapucelle]

25. "I'm hysterical and wet"

[LudwigPastorius]

5. One word:

HELP!!

[hmcnally]

23. Thank you...

...for using this clip. I ULed it years ago, and just found it here.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Welcome to DU

[Rollo]

6. Dont be Stupid be a Smarty! Come and Join the Nazi Party!

Valuable advice for the next four years...

[WinkyDink]

9. My second choice!

[blogslut]

7. Dick Shawn with a Campbell's soup can pendant.

Best sight gag ever.

[red dog 1]

8. Dick Shawn as Lorenzo St. Du Bois

Hilarious!

[WinkyDink]

10. Der Fuhrer vould not say "Bay-bee!"

[red dog 1]

11. You shut up! You are the audience! I am the author! I OUTRANK you!

[Wolf Frankula]

12. "I don't understand"

"I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?"

Wolf

[red dog 1]

13. I miss Zero Mostel....and Gene Wilder too.

[lame54]

14. "I WANT THAT MONEY!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

15. "My blanket! My blue blanket!"

That whole scene with "You're going to jump on me!" is just hysterical.

[red dog 1]

17. I agree!

[Stuart G]

18. ..."That's Our Hitler.." Here is Lorenzo St Du Buis..trying out for the part...

Zero yells this out after viewing dozens of actors trying out to be Hitler, and then the last one..is so perfect.....

Max..yells out..as loud as he can..."That's Our Hitler"

Here is Dick Shawn performing that song.."Love Power" at the audition..as..,Lorenzo St. Du Bois, then at the very end, Max Yells out.. :

"That's Our Hitler."...(you can barely hear him, but he screams it in the movie, and there is a close up) Here is a clip of that song, and at the very end, you can hear Max yell it out, "That's Our Hitler"

[red dog 1]

19. Dick Shawn died at 57.....WAY too young!

He died of a heart attack on-stage during a performance.

[Stuart G]

20. Another favorite....."Springtime for Hitler In Germany"

[ShazzieB]

24. "This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terns of Service."

I this cracks me up for some reason.

I wonder why they took it down. Does somebody not understand satire?

[redwitch]

21. Leo Bloom line:

I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

[pressbox69]

22. After "That's Our Hitler!"

it's "And I'll play rape."