SO....who's going to play Trump in the made-for-TV movie?

[Bayard]

And Alec Baldwin doesn't count!

I thought of that tiger in the Cheetos commercial, but its way too cool.

And what would the movie title be?

[Flatpicker]

1. By then

Donnie will probably try for the role.

He's always looking for more TV time.

[HassleCat]

2. They won't let Alec Baldwin do it, obviously.

Peewee Herman? Carrot Top?

[Kaleva]

3. Scott Baio

[LiberalFighter]

5. If I was directing

I would not let a scumbag like Baio have a job.

[pkdu]

4. Rodney Dangerfield (resurrected) nt

[Initech]

16. He gets no respect, no respect at all, OK?

[Stellar]

6. Can you teach a worm to speak in time for the movie. nt

[fNord]

25. No, I said 'ello....

But that's close enough.....

[C_U_L8R]

7. A circus peanut

A nasty stale one

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Carrot Top??

[WheelWalker]

9. Gumby. An orange Gumby.

[Grassy Knoll]

10. Chucky

[Bayard]

18. OMG!

[MrPurple]

26. Won't work - anatomically inaccurate

His hands are too big.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Meryl Streep.

[GReedDiamond]

12. A Hologram, the Best Hologram, Most Fantastic Hologram Ever...all the others are...

...SAD.

[True Dough]

13. I would like to see the role go to

someone who is Muslim. I think that would cause Donny to have a big fit of rage.

[FSogol]

14. The puppet that played Jabba the Hut

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. Gary Busey

Or, if Gary added some weight, he could play Steve Bannon

[Bayard]

19. Busey

Yeah, Busey has always had that kinda crazy thing going on.

So who would be our other major players? Melania, Spicer, Bannon?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. Blake Lively as Kellyanne

[MrPurple]

28. I was thinking more something like this

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[fNord]

31. I don't get it....

Why did you post the same pic twice?

[Laffy Kat]

21. Hey, I think you're on to something here.

Good choice. Is he still alive and if so, does he still act?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

22. If he were still with us, Philip Seymour Hoffman would be a great Bannon

[First Speaker]

17. Serious answer? John Goodman...

...he played Huey Long convincingly, and a right-wing Speaker of the House on *West Wing*. He'd be perfect for Trump...

[Wolf Frankula]

23. Are there Any Orange Haired Orangutans in Hollywood?

Or a chimp with an orange wig.

Wolf

[Grassy Knoll]

24. Clyde And Clint....

[fNord]

27. Obviously Donald Trump....

He's the best actor ever, ok, just great. He's the best. Nobody better. Ok? And he could really get into the character. It would be a stretch, but that's how good he is. Just great. Best actor ever. He would even have hand reduction surgery to play the part, because his hands are so big. 'Uge. Biggest hands ever, but he could still play the part. And judge a wet t-shirt contest at Cock Cheney's place. He has range. The most range ever. 'Uge.

[jmowreader]

29. Meat Loaf

He's the right shape. He can act well enough to play Trump. And he's available on the 15th.

They'd have to use stunt junk food (Quorn in a KFC bucket and Tofurky pepperoni on the pizza he eats with a fork, perhaps) because he's a vegetarian, but we all make sacrifices.

[jmowreader]

30. It would have to be a Major Motion Picture

The price tag on the CGI for his hands would be too outrageous for TV.

[doc03]

32. Benny Hill nt

[Brother Buzz]

33. Jack Nicholson has been promised that part and agreed to come out of retirement...

if he can just gain thirty more pounds