"Every State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident"

[FrankfurtCat]

I live in Alaska. What is your State's Sarcastic Line?
Make up your own!
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http://twentytwowords.com/every-state-described-by-a-single-sarcastic-line-from-a-bitter-resident/2/
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[Auggie]

1. Heh:

[Rhiannon12866]

4. This is so true! I'm in the Northeast, closer to Canada than NYC!

[rug]

9. The motto for NYC is "Blow it out your ass!"

[Scarsdale]

49. They did

how do you think we got stuck with tRump??

[FrankfurtCat]

75. Ha!

[Yavin4]

15. There's more to New York???

Next thing you're gonna tell me is that there's more to Manhattan.

[lindysalsagal]

54. Probably the majority of NYStaters have either never been to manhattan, or

only passed through it to get to the beach, or an airport.

[BobTheSubgenius]

33. My wife is from Chautauqua County.

BOY OH BOY is that sentiment ever true in her hometown!!!

[Rhiannon12866]

34. I'm sure I know people who have never been to NYC, LOL

And I've been there, but not often enough to be familiar with it. I was born in Albany. To me, that's a big city!

[yallerdawg]

2. Alabama State Motto: "Thank God for Mississippi!"

[Luciferous]

76. Lol I've been living in Mississippi for a year and that sums it up pretty well!

[Kennah]

3. Washington Rules!

[TalenaGor]

7. Yes!

Camping in the woods, relaxing in a light spring rain in the morning - got my white chocolate mocha and im high - i can live with this!

[Raster]

37. also got to add...

...July 5 through mid-October, the Pacific Northwest is one of the most beautiful, glorious areas in the US.

[Raster]

36. Lived in Western WA for 15 years.... Trees, Weed, Rain and Coffee....

...about sums it up, add TRAFFIC and you've got Western Washington to a Tee!

[Skinner]

5. Grew up in Delaware. This is perfect:

[sarge43]

6. New Hampshire is good, but I like this one

Welcome to New Hampshire

Leave your money

Go away.

[lark]

8. Florida

Sorry for GW.

This is sarcastic because FL didn't vote for GW but the crooked pols didn't count the vote correctly and staged a mob scene to shut down the true counting.

[Alice11111]

45. !!!

[rug]

10. Thank God for the Amish.

[Freddie]

53. This is close to the actual state motto

"Pennsylvania: it's Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between."

My cousin lives in Connecticut, and when he's down here to see family he always stocks up on Lebanon balogna, sticky buns, etc. Says our real state motto should be "Eat your way through Pennsylvania."

[benld74]

11. Missouri's is OK

Mine is below

Blue on the east side

Blue on the west side

Red in the middle

We're not Missoura
We're not Missouri

We're Misery

[FrankfurtCat]

32. That's cute!

. I feel the Misery part sometimes in Alaska, especially politically.

[Moostache]

56. We are East Kansas with the current state government...(n/t)

[Shrek]

12. Not really sarcasm, just an observation

[svpadgham]

13. Texas

Too bad we don't realize we're liberals.

[Alice11111]

44. Texas

Black gold and white hypocrites

[TexasBushwhacker]

57. Texas

No, I don't know how to ride a horse.

[FailureToCommunicate]

14. I was expecting Wisconsin's to be "Eat cheese or die"

[pansypoo53219]

22. i'm in milw. i hate cheese AND beer. brandy is meh. hand me the armagnac.

[LakeArenal]

25. Wisconsin

We're bringing McCarthyism back! You're Welcome America.

[Alice11111]

46. !!!

[Blue_Tires]

16. No way in hell was the Virginia one said by a real Virginian...

[NNadir]

64. "Go ahead and think we're 100% refineries by the Turnpike, we don't want you to know the truth..."

...as too many people know it already and are loving us to death."

New Jersey has the highest population density in the nation, because basically, everyone with an ounce of sense wants to live here, even if a racist obnoxious bigot named Chris Christie is our governor.

We don't do well picking Governors, but somehow we still remain the best State in the Union in which one would want to live if one wants culture, protected open space, history, great universities, great science and access to great art.

New Jersey once officially wanted to advertise itself as "We'll win you over." Our last good......governor, that would be Richard Codey, a New Jersey original (who nevertheless once was a professional mortician) objected and opened a contest for a better slogan, and the winning entry was with "Come see for yourself."

Don't come, except for a weekend at the beach or something like that. When I found the real New Jersey, I fell in love and moved here, having escaped California, increasing, regrettably, our population density.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

17. L.P. Michigan... We wear a mitten so you can't see the finger we give you.

[sarge43]

21. UP answer

We call you trolls because you live under a bridge.

[Srkdqltr]

73. LOL

LOL That is so true.

[NewJeffCT]

18. I don't think Connecticut's is very accurate

I bet CT residents are pretty well traveled.

[FSogol]

19. Sad because it is true:

[JudyM]

59. Yep. And I'd offer the one I just made up: "We're holding our breath as we turn blue"

[FrankfurtCat]

60. That's a great one for Alaska too!

Love that TRump TRoll!

[sagesnow]

20. Iowa Stubborn

We're so By God stubborn, we could stand touching noses for a week at a time and never see eye to eye.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

23. Apologies to Indianans but their state motto should be "Seriously? We're STILL only in Indiana??"

[King_Klonopin]

24. Here's a few...

New Mexico: The Land of Entrapment (stolen line)

Massachusetts: 1) The Wicked Pissah State.
2) Land of 10 million potholes.

Rhode Island: 1) The Cozy State (I love R.I.)
2 )Please, go to Cape Cod instead.
3) Massachusetts' little brother.

New Hampshire: 1) Massachusetts' developmentally disabled brother.
2) The Shame of New England

Maine: The way life should be... if you like being in a coma.

Vermont: Come for the scenery; stay for the opiates.

[FrankfurtCat]

31. Awesome! I've never been to any of those particular East coast states, though I hope to some day.

I have been to New Mexico--over 45 years ago.

[redstatebluegirl]

26. Oklahoman's are not all backwater rednecks.

[FrankfurtCat]

72. I agree.

[samnsara]

27. washington state...

....whoaaaaa maaaaan....

[JHan]

28. hilarious! lol lol lol Too many good ones.

[Raster]

29. Here is the link to the first of the list...

http://twentytwowords.com/every-state-described-by-a-single-sarcastic-line-from-a-bitter-resident/

[FrankfurtCat]

30. Thank You! I didn't realize that the first parts were missing.

:
I must have messed it up when I copied and pasted the Alaska saying.

[Raster]

35. No worries. I grew up in and now currently live in Arizona...

...So I had to see that comment...

[FrankfurtCat]

41. My parents live in Arizona, and one of my daughters is there now for a Tango Festival.

I haven't been there since 2002, when I visited in-laws in Mesa. Of course, I fell in love with Sedona. All the beige is made up for by Sedona alone! And Montezuma's Castle, Biodome, etc. I am going to visit my parents soon-can't wait to feel the warmth after 8 years of not leaving Alaska!

[Alice11111]

48. Arizona and Alaska have a lot in common

Land of the redneck's rednecks with a few liberals hiding out in pods

Conservatives who like their guns AND their pot

[FrankfurtCat]

61. That's pretty well established...

...don't forget the alcohol and Viagra...

[Alice11111]

69. I forgot

[FrankfurtCat]

71. Never forget!

[sinkingfeeling]

38. Can't locate the one for Arkansas. The link takes me to Colorado.

[FrankfurtCat]

42. Sorry-I messed up the link when I posted it. Here is the link, provided by Raster, above:

http://twentytwowords.com/every-state-described-by-a-single-sarcastic-line-from-a-bitter-resident/

Here is the Sarcastic Line for Arkansas:
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[packman]

39. FLORIDA

[FrankfurtCat]

43. I've never been to Florida, but that seems pretty fitting!

(It's kind of true for Alaska also, except people usually come here to work, and then stay)

[Alice11111]

40. New Mexico

Manana...maybe

[FrankfurtCat]

47. There should be one for Washington, D.C.!

Anybody live there who wants to make one?

[Scarsdale]

50. Kentucky

Still single? You haven;t met ALL your cousins yet.

[Doreen]

51. Of all of these so far yours is my favorite.

Bad.

[nadine_mn]

52. Minnesota - Two seasons:

Winter is coming
Winter is here

I also like

Land of 10,000 Andersons, Larsons, and Olsons

[Simon_Moon]

55. Loving v. Virginia

Virginia is for Lovers:

Provided said lovers are a straight, white woman and a straight white man.

[handmade34]

58. pretty much truth...

until you get to Burlington...






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[panader0]

62. Arizona gets a bad rap. It is definitely not all beige.

Huge forests up north, and lots of trees here in the south too.
Between Tucson and Phoenix is ugly. The far west part is pretty dry.
But there are many beautiful places--wherever the water is.

[FrankfurtCat]

70. Yes--lots of incredible beauty in Arizona.

My parents live near Sedona, my uncle in Flagstaff, sister near Sedona, ex in-laws in Mesa, nephew somewhere? Can't wait to visit this Spring.

[alfredo]

63. kentucky: where common sense is considered elitist.

[sakabatou]

65. Love mine

[Initech]

66. California: Yes, the song is correct. California does know how to party.

[Crash2Parties]

67. For the most part the only bitter Californians are conservatives!

(and let's face it their complaints are mostly what I LOVE about our state)

[TacoD]

68. Some were funny; some were meh (nt)

[laurieu]

74. Pennsylvania

Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other and Alabama in between.