Pussy and balls -- WARNING -- this is not for everybody!!!

[True Dough]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's a very patient dog.

[MFM008]

2. OMG

[Doreen]

3. That's a bad kitty.

[Laffy Kat]

4. What two different species do in the privacy of their own home...

Is none of my business. This appears to be of mutual consent.

[True Dough]

6. I did laffy after reading that comment, Laffy Kat!

[Solly Mack]

5. I can cross that off my bucket list now.

Whew! Because I was really getting worried I wouldn't get that one checked off.

[True Dough]

7. But there's still that baboon fantasy...

Don't give up on your dreams, Solly!

[Solly Mack]

8. Oh, I'll never find a baboon wearing a 3 piece suit, umbrella in hand, while

singing "Singing in the Rain", with dancing seals accompanying him on the banjo.

It's not going to happen and I'll have to reconcile myself to the fact.

The closest I've ever gotten was the flying squirrel chirping "Peep-eye!" as he flew over my head.

[Beaverhausen]

9. !!!!

[progressoid]

10. Ooookaaaay.

[sarge43]

11. Get a dog they said. It'll be fun they said

Damn. They were right.

[lunatica]

12. As long as their consenting adults...

[SticksnStones]

13. That's :09 seconds of my life I'll never get back...

[democratisphere]

14. Future Golden Gloves Champion in training