I hear Trump is proposing a replacement for the Meals on Wheels program

[Ron Obvious]

The replacement program will have federal employees going around needy families' houses, where they'll take the food off their tables and then run over it with a truck.

It's called Wheels on Meals.

[shenmue]

1. Ba dum bump

[ck4829]

2. And then charge them if they watch in shock and horror

[WinkyDink]

3. Thrown under the bus!

[rurallib]

4. Now that you have suggested it, Benedict Donald will probably do it.

[sarge43]

5. Then blame the victims for getting in the way of the truck. n/t

[benld74]

6. R U here all week?

[True Dough]

7. Ron Obvious

"You're a funny guy. A REALLY funny guy!"