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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat's your favorite "What's the difference" joke?
Q - What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A - You can't tuna fish.
Q - What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A - A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Q - What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?
A - Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
Q - What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck?
A - One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
(List as many as you want to)
CincyDem
(6,362 posts)Oh hell, if you don't know remind me to NEVER send you to the store for a dozen eggs.
Skittles
(153,160 posts)one is a scum-sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish
red dog 1
(27,804 posts)An orange has a thick skin.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)The rooster clucks defiance.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)A: One is an airship and the other is a flaming gas bag.
DFW
(54,387 posts)Q: What is the difference between a saloon and elephant flatulence?
A: One is a bar room, and the other is a Bar-ROOOOOM!