If we ever destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons....

[MicaelS]

I know for a fact that roaches will survive.

I know this because a small roach got into the microwave, I did not see it, and nuked a frozen pot pie. After 3 minutes, I opened the door and the roach was still running around.

[jpak]

1. but u r ok with the dead chicken u 8

[MicaelS]

7. I don't waste food.

Besides, I got out my magnifying glass, and didn't see any little roach bite marks.

[Callmecrazy]

2. How's that pie taste?

[Leghorn21]

3. Well then, "go roaches", I guess, cuz - I don't know wtf is about to happen w/NK or - anything.

SO, did you consume the delicious pot pie or not?? Hell, I would - I grew up in the South with those BIG-ass "palmetto bugs" and have had a few run-ins with gangs of the little ones as well...ewww to all, but someone needs to survive what's coming goddamit

[dhol82]

4. Great science experiment!

[csziggy]

5. I've known that since watching Damnation Alley in 1978!

[Wounded Bear]

6. You do know that microwave ovens do not use nuclear radiation, right?

They may "zap" things, but they really don't "nuke" them.

[Kaleva]

8. List of creatures that would probably survive a nuclear war

cockroaches
tardigrades
ants
scorpions
worms
escherichia coli
wasps
amoeba
fruit flies
deinococcus radiodurans

[lastlib]

9. (you left out Republikans.......)