Microwaves? Hah! How's your vibrator for spying...

[TreasonousBastard]

https://www.cnet.com/news/vibrator-camera-sex-toy-hacking-security/?ftag=CAD2e9d5b9&bhid=22218128120272559257369527455308

Talk about bad vibes.
If you're the owner of a Svakom Siime Eye internet-connected, camera-equipped vibrator, it might be time to hide that thing in a deep, dark corner of your dresser. It turns out the smart sex toy is vulnerable to hacking, according to UK-based penetration testing and security services firm Pen Test Partners.
The $249 device works with an app that lets users watch video and shoot pictures and videos and save them to devices like phones or laptops. Granted, if you've purchased a vibrator that has a camera and connects to the internet, that probably means you want someone to watch. The problem is it's pretty easy for anyone who's within Wi-Fi range and can guess your password to access your video stream.

[Kaleva]

1. It can also be used for an in home colonoscopy

The internet has lots of people willing to give free medical advice.

[sl8]

3. You first.

Let us know how the video turns out.

Might want to lay in a supply of lens cleaner beforehand.

[Kaleva]

4. I'll post it here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1017

[sl8]

6. Perfect - we can have a Lounge screening. n/t

[rurallib]

2. This probably isn't satire, but it seems like satire

It has the feel of satire.

It is so hard to tell anymore. I am getting so confused.

[littlemissmartypants]

5. Definitely satire.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.