Scorpion stings man on United flight to Calgary

[ashling]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. United just can't catch a break...

Here's a link: http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/13/scorpion-stings-man-on-united-flight-to-calgary.html

[lpbk2713]

2. UAL must have pissed off God.

Their world has turned to shit.

[Doreen]

3. So, the name of the new movie is

"Scorpions on a plane" Damn! I hope my boyfriend does not have to use them on his way home from Germany.

[brush]

4. We're sick and tired of these MFing scorpions on this MFING United plane.

[Doreen]

5. Ahh, laughter, something I do not do to much of anymore.

I am still giggling.

[brush]

7. Understood. Chuckles are always welcome in this crazy time. Hope Samuel L. Jackson doesn't mind.

[pressbox69]

6. A woman I know

a great entertainer, was stung by a scorpion just yesterday.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Not a safe airline to fly.