what's the weirdest thing or place you've ever gotten a finger or fist stuck in?

[datasuspect]

i was at dinosaur land and they had this exhibit that i thought was a soda dispenser, so i jammed my arm all the up it.

[ohiosmith]

1. Few years ago tried cleaning the kitchen drain p-trap without removing it completely. Removed the

drain downstream of the trap. Stuck my finger in the trap to remove the obstruction. When I tried to pull my finger out it got stuck in the backflow preventer. Hurt like hell! Had to remove the trap with my free hand. Hurt like hell! Cut a groove in the trap with a hacksaw. Hurt like hell! Pried the groove open with a screwdriver. HURT LIKE HELL! Pulled my finger out! SONOFABITCH!

[Wait Wut]

2. Vacuum cleaner.

It was clogged. Tried to unclog it, but forgot to unplug it. Ripped all the skin off my finger. It was painful and very gross.

[unionworks]

3. never you mind. n/t

[NightWatcher]

4. no sex threads

[AsahinaKimi]

5. When I was a kid...

My father thought it was funny.

[pipi_k]

6. A rubber

alligator toy. In its mouth

[GentryDixon]

7. A gopher snake.

He bit down on my thumb & I had a devil of a time getting him off. I can't remember how I did as I was only about 8 yrs old, but I do remember putting him in a Miracle Whip jar & shaking the tar out of him after. Sorry snake.

[Arkansas Granny]

8. If I told you that, it would permanently tarnish my reputation.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. a Fiber Shredding Machine. Two fingers from each hand.