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[Chevy]

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[blogslut]

1. Did you mean to post this in the Lounge?

The Lounge is for fun and random and letting off steam.

[steve2470]

2. put this in GD, please

The Lounge is meant for cat pics and other fun stuff

[Orrex]

14. I hoped to talk about this with a bunch of colonels, as a matter of fact

But they agreed that it's more of a General Discussion.

[Orrex]

3. I won my first lawsuit against Chiquita Banana

but I lost on appeal.

[Orrex]

4. My buddy's a geologist who likes to keep shale samples for their sedimental value.

[Orrex]

5. I chewed through my pillow overnight and woke up down in the mouth

[Orrex]

6. I thought I'd hired a contractor, but he kept expanding

[Orrex]

7. At lunch they asked Pence to tip the server, so he knocked over his computer

[Orrex]

8. The flatulent construction worker said that it was his asphalt.

[Phentex]

16. Trump said pull my finger

"Fine," said Pence. "Let me just get my tweezers..."

[Phentex]

9. Pence wanted to be an astronaut when he was young

but his parents told him the sky was the limit.

[Orrex]

12. He also shoved the mailman in an attempt to push the envelope

[Orrex]

10. He pushed his foul-mouthed twin out the window and was charged with making an obscene clone fall

[Orrex]

11. In a grave mistake, they buried my uncle in the wrong casket.

[Phentex]

13. Pence worked at a blanket factory

until it folded

[Orrex]

15. He also ran a tour business on a canoe until it went under.

[Phentex]

17. Pence was fired from his job in the restaurant for stealing kitchen equipment

it was a whisk he was willing to take

[Orrex]

18. He didn't steal it--he broke it when he cracked the whip

[Orrex]

19. When asked what fraction of his income is Russian, Trump protested that it's actually really slow

[Orrex]

20. Trump wanted a second opinion when his doctor declared his tumor benign

"I never settle for less than a ten," said the dealmaker.

[Orrex]

21. Pence worked as a spy for years in a Russian brothel, and his cover was never blown

[Ptah]

22. Did Pence hack a judge's emails to keep his bribe quiet?

Well, DID HE?

[Orrex]

23. Sing a song of sick Pence, a docket full of lies?