Man runs into burning building twice to save beer, police say

[ashling]

http://www.statesman.com/news/crime--law/man-runs-into-burning-building-twice-save-beer-police-say/UWX6cwO9WbfUu5g4yjYAmJ/

[PoliticAverse]

1. Americans prefer cold beer. n/t

[onetexan]

2. Sounds like a trump supporter

[underpants]

3. Reminds me of the story about Willie Nelson

https://www.facebook.com/RollingStone/posts/10152656038075779

When Willie Nelson's house caught fire early in his career, he only went back in to rescue two items: a pound of weed and his legendary guitar, Trigger. For the past five decades since that fire, Trigger has been there ever since.

[onetexan]

5. LOL doesn't surprise me

This is a man who wrote "Just roll me up and smoke me when I die", and owns his own marijuana company in Colorado after all.
We happen to own property in Willies' home town down here, and our joke is if we want to find Willie we just need to follow the smoke

[Yavin4]

6. I understand the guitar, but as for the weed, he could have just stood there and inhaled.

Am I right?

[underpants]

7. Down wind

The way I first heard the story, the house caught on fire and Willie was not there. In the midst of the fire fighters and on lookers standing outside Willie comes barreling in in his pickup, jumps out leaving the door open, runs inside and emerges with Trigger and the weed in hand.

[onetexan]

9. hysterical

thanks it's hump day i really needed a good laugh

[Generic Brad]

11. But the pound of weed was probably gone within a few weeks

Willie has his priorities.

[Initech]

8. Sounds like something I'd do!

[Flaleftist]

12. It was Bud Ice nt

[Initech]

13. Oh in that case, leave it!

[Orrex]

4. That's the spirit!

Back draft?

[rurallib]

10. He went back to get 2 fucking beers? and Bud Ice no less

which barely passes the definition of beer.

[47of74]

14. Yeah, it was yellow water in a can.