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mac56

(17,567 posts)
Wed Apr 26, 2017, 09:09 AM Apr 2017

An oldie but a goodie.

Bob Geldof, organizer of Live Aid, decides it’s time for another benefit concert. He flies to a remote village in the Horn of Africa to announce the concerts to the tribal leaders.

He says, “We’re going to hold huge concerts in the States and Britain to raise money to buy you food. We’ll have Lady Gaga, Madonna, Elton John, Bruce Springsteen, Barbra Streisand, Taylor Swift, Kenny Chesney, Carrie Underwood, Coldplay, One Direction, Dave Matthews, and Nickelback."

“Wait,” a tribal leader says. “Did you say Nickelback?"

“Yeah,” Geldof replies.

The tribal leader says,”We’re not that hungry.”

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An oldie but a goodie. (Original Post) mac56 Apr 2017 OP
I think Maroon 5 is worse than Nickelback now... Phentex Apr 2017 #1

Phentex

(16,334 posts)
1. I think Maroon 5 is worse than Nickelback now...
Wed Apr 26, 2017, 05:30 PM
Apr 2017

so bubble gum! I know I am not their target audience but WHY?!!!!

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