Armed cat up in a tree (Newport, OR)

[DinahMoeHum]

https://www.facebook.com/NewportPolice/posts/10150800285309944:0

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/27/Oregon-police-respond-to-report-of-cat-armed-with-gun-shaped-stick/9501493315958/

"Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch. The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire."

[PoliticAverse]

1. Good thing it wasn't a kid playing with that stick. n/t

[Fla Dem]

3. Ain't it the truth, and while being black.

[localroger]

5. Cat might just be lucky it's white /nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. A cat with a tiny assault rifle is something you don't see every day.

Do cats have the right to keep and bear arms? Or paws? And how could they load their guns without thumbs?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. The best comment on Facebook:

"So the kitty wasn't cited for the 18 miniature switchblades on the ends of his toes?"