Thursday Slap-O-Rama! Who Would You Like To Smack The Sh!t Out Of Today?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[greymattermom]

1. I would have slapped him yesterday.

Today, Paul Ryan.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. That works!

[LOL Lib]

3. Do I only get to slap one?

Cause I got a list like u wouldn't believe.

Trump
ChaffedNutz
McTurtle
Anne coulter
Kellyanne conjob

I can keep going lol

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. You should pack a lunch!

[LOL Lib]

4. Geezer Grassley

Nunes
Rudy Ghouliani
Usay and Qusay Trump
Newt Gingrich
Rush LimpDick
Ivanka Trump
Melanoma Trump
Sean hannity
Bill omg scumbag Reilly
Corey lewandowski

Yes I have anger issues lol

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. And dinner,....

dessert too!

[LOL Lib]

24. LOL

Might need a few energy bars for snacks along the way too.

[sharp_stick]

5. Today I'm going with a certain Charles Hurt

of the shitrag Washington Times. This scummy douche is always looking like he wants to get slapped around...just look at him...



Over the last couple of days however it's become more apparent that he deserves it.

Link to tweet

and a followup

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shut-up-charles-hurt-you-elitist-creep_us_590aea30e4b03b105b44bf86

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. Excellent choice!

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Comey is at the top of my list, as well.

If not for him, Cheetolini would still be tweeting from Trump Tower.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. Get your in line!

[chillfactor]

7. Paul Ryan

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Yep!

[sarge43]

8. I'm not fussy. All repug congresscreeps, the cabinet and anyone who voted for Trump

Thanks heaps, a**holes.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. My feelings too!

[pressbox69]

9. Comey was the first one that came to mind.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. A popular choice!

[GeorgeGist]

10. COMEY

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. And another!

[Jacquette]

14. How much time ya got?

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Paul Ryan. I'd like to bitch slap him up and down Pennsylvania Ave.

Mitch McConnell: Because he makes my teeth itch.

Not sure about this Gop Congressman's name (Trody? Trout? Tracy?) but he's a dead ringer for Boo Radley. That deserves a pop upside the head.

Putin(I wanna rhymes-with-aunt so badly) ...thank you sweetie for fkg with with my nerves so elegantly and effectively. You're good. Playing chess with Senators, Congressmen, Presidents and European leaders as your chess pieces. Gotta give Beelzebub his due: You have discombobulated an entire nation you flat faced sociopath. You can iron a pair of jeans with that face...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. Holy crap that's funny!

And welcome to the club!

[Jacquette]

21. Lol thx!

[Iggo]

22. I woulda just stood outside of The House Of Representatives...

...and slapped them all one at a time as they left, with The Count from Sesame Street standing next to me: "And now let's count to Two Hundred and Sewenteen! One-two-three...four-five-six...sewen-eight-nine..."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. Good one!

[Grammy23]

25. Since so many of us DUers are inclined to take on Ryan, Comey

and others, I am volunteering to smack tRump around for an hour or two! Anyone willing to hold him down while I beat him about the head and shoulders?? And ironically enough, even after the beat-down, his hair will still hold up! Musta used Final-Net hair spray.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

27. Won't need holding down! Once on his back, he'll never get up without help! 😏

Good one by the way!

[IADEMO2004]

26. WASP nest at the WhiteHouse this afternoon.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. Sweet!

[mainstreetonce]

29. Just give me one voter

Who voted for Trump in the primary when they had 16 other choices.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. Know what you mean!

[louis-t]

31. Paul Ryan

The gleeful one. So happy in his treachery. So satisfied with his evil.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. Yep!

[Inkfreak]

33. People who believe Greedo shot first.

Han totally smoked his ass and that's why he rules.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. Damn straight!