Juicy breasts? Supple thighs? KFC creates a romance novel...

[True Dough]

It's being promoted as a Mother's Day gift! Give Mom everything her heart desires!

When Lady Madeline Parker runs away from Parker Manor and a loveless betrothal, she finally feels like she is in control of her life. But what happens when she realizes she can’t control how she feels? When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion. Can love overcome lies? What happens in the embrace of destiny, on the Tender Wings of Desire?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0713XG522?ie=UTF8&tag=bustle-20&camp=1789&linkCode=xm2&creativeASIN=B0713XG522

[jmowreader]

1. The car keys add a special touch to this historical romance...

...as does the fact that the sultry temptress Madeline is eating a DRUMSTICK on the cover of a book about "tender wings of desire."

That, and the book is proof positive of global warming because, so far as I know, Kentucky ain't nowhere near the ocean.

[democratisphere]

2. But is it finger lickin' good?

[lunasun]

3. Some said it lacked spice and was pretty mild

[True Dough]

4. LOL!

And it makes me wonder whether Colonel Harlan Sanders' middle name might be Angus...

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