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LittleCharlie

(32 posts)
Wed Apr 11, 2012, 05:04 PM Apr 2012

You Might Be a 99%er.

If your Tupperware consists of a hundred
margarine tubs...you might be a 99%er.
If you have a seperate jar for pennies, nickles,
dimes and quarters to save time when you roll
change...you might be a 99%er.
If you tear of the "drip proof spout" to get that
last drop of laundry detergent...you might be a
99%er.
If you think that every teabag makes two cups of
tea...you might be a 99%er.
If you know how many miles past 0 on the
"distance til empty" display you can drive before
your car runs completely out of gas...you might be
a 99%er.
If you quit smoking and you can't understand why
you don't have all that extra money laying
around...you might be a 99%er.
If you have devised a method for emptying
vaccuum cleaner bags and resealing them for
further use...you might be a 99%er.
If you buy American cheese and cold cuts and cut
them into circles and serve it with saltines to your
kids in recycled Lunchable trays...you might be a
99%er.
If you hate a dirty car and only wash it on payday
anyway...you might be a 99%er.
If you dilute your shampoo...
If you wash your hands with dish soap...
If you clean everything in your house with hot
water mixed with a little windex...
If you ask your mom to get you toilet paper at
Sam's Club...
If 20 cents means the difference between one
thing or another...
If you are reading this...you might be a 99%er.

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You Might Be a 99%er. (Original Post) LittleCharlie Apr 2012 OP
No, No, No, No, No, Never started, No, No, Wash car?, No, No, No, No, No, Obviously Angleae Apr 2012 #1
No. LittleCharlie Apr 2012 #2
That last line is great. BlueIris Apr 2012 #3
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