Drunk driving suspect had lizard in bra

[Tanuki]

https://apnews.com/amp/7f0e943edd684d69b3e6763e18debae4
"Police in Massachusetts say a bearded dragon lizard was turned over to animal control after a woman suspected of drunken driving revealed she had the animal stuffed in her bra.

Taunton police said in a Facebook post that the 39-year-old woman had a blood alcohol level nearly twice the legal limit Tuesday when she drove off the road, smashing into several mailboxes. Police say, despite the fact that the air bags were deployed and all four tires were flattened, the driver asked officers to call a tow truck so she could be on her way.

Police say a male passenger was also taken into custody after being tackled by an officer who saw what appeared to be a handgun in the man's waistband. It was determined to be a pellet gun."

[whathehell]

1. Nothing like a lizard in your bra..

I won't leave home without one.

[Fla Dem]

2. So is the Bra Lizard a distant relative to the Door Buzzard?

[MindPilot]

8. One zed, or two?

Wait...a bearded what?!

Oh OK

[eppur_se_muova]

3. So ... who was that skink I saw you with at the bar ? nt

[Thor_MN]

4. I know I shouldn't, but Iguana laugh at this.

[redwitch]

9. Missing pinboy3niner just now.

But you guys are doing a fine job.

[Kaleva]

5. If that lizard could talk.

[Initech]

6. Lizards In Bras, I don't think I've seen that improv group!

[MindPilot]

7. In other news...

19-year old Gieco T Gecko was booked into county jail on two counts of sexual assault.

[DFW]

10. Talk about misplaced objects

Now if the lizard had been playing with the pellet gun and the man's hand had been inside the bra, they might have gotten off with a warning.....

[kairos12]

11. Someone needs to Monitor this situation. Otherwise it could dragon.