I'm seeing DU ads to join the Secret Service

[IronLionZion]

https://www.secretservice.gov/join/careers/

Agent Mike must know we are good people to recruit from. Maybe a lot of their staff has been quitting lately?

[NightWatcher]

1. The amount of people willing to jump between the pumpkin and a bullet is dwindling.

But they are an elite group...when they're not buying hookers.

[Iggo]

2. What? You're not supposed to be seeing those!

I gotta fuck with my filters...

[lunatica]

3. I see all my favorite things to shop for!

[jmowreader]

4. They do more than executive protection

The Secret Service's primary mission is catching counterfeiters.

[Aristus]

5. Have you been doing job searches for the Secret Service?

My DU ads are mostly "Sexy mature women seek..."

[IronLionZion]

6. No, I haven't done anything on job searches or Secret Service

which is why it is surprising.