A grasshopper hops into a bar.

[NoWheyJose]

The grasshopper orders a Scotch and soda.
The bartender says: You know, we have a drink named after you.
The grasshopper says: You have a drink named, "Irving"?

[htuttle]

1. Skeleton walks into a bar

Says, give me a beer, and a mop.

[htuttle]

2. A Rabbi, a Priest and an Irishman walk into a bar

Bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

[htuttle]

4. What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?

A bounced Czech.

[longship]

11. A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

[Binkie The Clown]

3. A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar...

They have a drink and walk back out.

The bartender says, that's funny. They usually bring a punch line with them.

[Le Gaucher]

5. A dyslexic walks into a bra.

[MFM008]

6. Omg

[Tanuki]

7. Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender says, "Olive or twist?"

[Behind the Aegis]

13. LMAO!

As someone who played "Oliver Twist" in 5th grade, this made me LOL!

[pnwest]

8. Ham n cheese sandwich walk into a bar

Bartender says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve food here!"

[Myrddin]

9. A horse walks into a bar

The barman asks "What's with the long face?"

[world wide wally]

10. Two nuns walk into a bar

Can't believe the second one didn't duck

[Orrex]

17. Probably a bad habit

[Skittles]

12. so stupid, yet it made me LOL

[red dog 1]

14. A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder

and the bartender says: "Where'd you get that?"
The frog answers: "Brooklyn, there's hundreds of 'em"

[panader0]

15. I walked into a bar.

Then I walked into another bar, then a few more. Then I walked into
a ditch a broke two ribs in my back. Haha.

[Tom_Foolery]

16. A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts...

Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.

“Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!”

Sure enough, Panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”