Check out my brand new banana hammock

[NightWatcher]

What were you expecting?

[underpants]

1. Jeez. Talk about low hanging fruit

[mercuryblues]

2. Very Apeeling.

[Texasgal]

3. I thought you were going

to post a Grape Smuggler.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Orange you clever.

[Leith]

5. With Trepidation

That's how one opens this thread.