Best names for the current pResident

[GoneOffShore]

Last edited Sun Jun 11, 2017, 02:39 PM - Edit history (2)

It's here in the Lounge because it's whimsical.

Mods, if you feel it should be in GD, I'm happy to repost it there.

My favorite is Dolt45, because it has multiple uses, but don't let that influence your voting.

And do feel free to add your own favorite.

I've added some of the suggestions.

Thanks to everyone.

Looks like 'Liar in Chief' seems a sure favorite.

4 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Dolt45
	3 (75%)
	Tyrannosaurus Dolt
	0 (0%)
	Fauxtus
	0 (0%)
	Liar in Chief
	0 (0%)
	Putin's putain
	1 (25%)
	Cheetolini
	0 (0%)
	Cheeto Sporkhands
	0 (0%)
	Trumplethinskin
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Tribalceltic]

1. INMATE # 5551212

[BainsBane]

11. For the win!

[mopinko]

2. cheato sporkhands

is my personal fave, tho dolt 45 works too.

[GoneOffShore]

15. I used that one for a bit. Like it. Like it a lot.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. The Scots have the best names:

Custard-flavoured jobby
Leather-faced piss jar
Mangled apricot hellbeast
Whispy-haired, leather faced, bawbag-eyed fuck bumper.
Glaikit heidbanger
Brutal shan basturt
Manky great walloper
Toupéd fucktrumpet
Knuckle-brained fart lozenge
Huffy wee fuckin bampot
Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain
Rug wearing thunder nugget

Lots more here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/custard-flavoured-jobby?utm_term=.vulMg7j8K#.mb4nA0kVe

[ailsagirl]

24. The Scots know whereof they speak!!

[PubliusEnigma]

4. #BenedictDonald

[GoneOffShore]

16. Well done!

[FM123]

5. Former president

[bagelsforbreakfast]

6. Orangatang - what happens when you drink too much TANG! n/m

[underpants]

7. Snowflake

[Generic Brad]

8. My two favorites did not make your poll

Cheetolini and Trumplethinskin.

[GoneOffShore]

18. I'd forgotten those two.

[luvMIdog]

9. Rusky45

[BainsBane]

10. I usually go with Twitler

[d_r]

12. Comrade Corleone

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

13. My favorite: Tangeranus

Dipshit Tangeranus. That way it's the same initials.

[trueblue2007]

14. I call him Donald Rump.

[Demoiselle]

17. I like Putin's Putain because it has a certain snotty European flavor. But all are good...

[GoneOffShore]

19. It's actually one I coined.

Used it at the Women's March in Marseille.

[Demoiselle]

39. Well done!!!!!! (nt)

[Dave Starsky]

20. A Cuckwork Orange

Wish I had thought of it.

[robertpaulsen]

21. I've always liked the rhyme of Cheeto Benito

That said, #BenedictDonald is my new favorite!

[GoneOffShore]

22. Haven't heard the one before. Perfect!

[fleur-de-lisa]

23. TreasonWeasel! n/t

[GoneOffShore]

25. That's got a nice lilt to it.

[TXCritter]

27. That's unfair to weasels

[Zoonart]

26. Schmuck a'L'orange

[kysrsoze]

28. Comrade Assface

[bobalew]

29. pResident Clusterf@ck

[gibraltar72]

30. One I've used

but not original to me. Orange Foolius.

[malchickiwick]

31. Turd Emperor

[Fresh_Start]

32. President Snowflake. Sad!

So liberals don't want their children at risk from guns...and conservatives don't want their president at risk of criticism.

They are the snowflakes not those of us against hate speech and violence.

[mnhtnbb]

33. Check any of TheFerret's posts here for creative names for Trump.

[SCantiGOP]

34. How about Trump?

Using silly nicknames reminds me too much of Free Republic and other RW sites.

[Still In Wisconsin]

36. Yes but I always write it TRUMP!

[GoneOffShore]

37. I refuse to use his name, in much the same way as my dad was about FDR.

FDR was either 'that man' or 'that son of a bitch'.

And like the characters in the Harry Potter books, using the actual name gives the evil one more power.

[Still In Wisconsin]

35. Cheeto Benito is my favorite.

[MiltonBrown]

38. All good ones but my fav is Benedict Barnum

Carnival barking con-man and traitor