Friday Night Vodka-And-Wine Buzz. Ask me anything...

[Aristus]

[hibbing]

1. Have you ever been arrested?

[Aristus]

2. Never.

I have the most boring rap sheet in the history of jurisprudence...

[hibbing]

3. Interesting

Never got caught, or never did anything that warranted getting arrested for? I totally understand if you don't want to answer that. I never got arrested, but spent an hour in a police station waiting to get taken home by a friend's dad when I was in high school.


Peace

[Aristus]

4. Neither.

I was once on a road trip with an Army buddy. He got pulled over for speeding in southern Kentucky. He was driving on an expired out-of-state license. He was taken in to the county building, and I had to wait outside for a few hours until he was released on his own recognizance.

I road in the back of the squad car with him to the county-city building. That's the closest I've ever come to being arrested.

[hibbing]

5. Hehe, cool n/t

[AJT]

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

[Aristus]

8. Lichtenstein.

Probably never happen, though, even though I speak German. Their resident alien laws are so strict, they probably have a 500-lbs guy named Tiny on the border behind a velvet rope with a clipboard and a bad attitude.

[AJT]

10. Is that the same 500 lb Tiny that sat in his parent's

basement and hacked the DNC server?

[TexasTowelie]

7. If you had to switch jobs outside of the medical field, what would be your choice of occupation?

[Aristus]

9. Benevolent liberal billionaire, a'la George Soros.

I could give my favored liberal candidates unlimited campaign funding, and eventually force out the right-wingers...

[In_The_Wind]

11. Did you have beautiful dreams ?

[Aristus]

12. Very...

[taterguy]

13. Do you love me?

[Aristus]

15. I love every Lounger in the joint.

It's just how I roll...

[taterguy]

17. Thanks for making me feel about that thing . . .

that we said we would never mention again.

[elleng]

14. Haven't picked up Rose's Lime Juice yet,

so vodka gimlet is pending!

[Aristus]

16. Let me know when...

I could sure use a drink right about now. And it's not even noon...

[Doug the Dem]

18. If You were Instantly Teleported to the Surface of Venus Without a Space Suit...

.....would you have time to feel yourself burning before the atmospheric pressure squashed you like a bug?

[Aristus]

19. Almost certainly not.

That's a mercy, because I wouldn't want to live long enough to take a single breath of Venus's sulfuric acid atmosphere, either...