I got this friend request on Facebook...

[WillParkinson]

I AM A SINGLE LADY 41 YRS OLD 5'5 GREAT BUT STOPPING FOR MORE THAN THE SEARCH, I HAVE GREAT PREGNANCY, good, and I like many others, I am not a long time, now I think I'm ready, mE LOOKING FOR SEE Everything, my ENVIRONMENT cookout, some people who have jobs, and cars, I love beaches, animals, FISHERY COUNTRIES. And many more. >>


What the hell is 'I have great pregnancy'?

(BTW, I should mention, this was a friend request done by a woman in very skimpy clothes. I've been getting a lot of them lately.)

[lapfog_1]

1. Perhaps English as a second or third language?

And she may be trying to indicate that she would like more children.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. A sweet pretend lady fom russia.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Perhaps the 'great pregnancy' means she is fertile? Dunno!

[NightWatcher]

4. So add me sexy American boyfriend then we make noises on bed

[surrealAmerican]

5. ... and what are fishery countries?

Is the U.S. a fishery country? This is a very bad translation.

[Doug the Dem]

6. Must be a Nigerian Princess

[True Dough]

7. You're getting a lot of friend requests from women in skimpy clothes?

Your porn habits are definitely being tracked, WillParkinson. Better clear your cache of cookies!

[WillParkinson]

8. But...but...

I only look at gay porn.