My wife told me to not look at the eclipse without protection! Maybe it's just me, but it seemed

[Floyd R. Turbo]

like a waste of a perfectly good condom!

[Suburban Warrior]

1. .

[Doodley]

2. Hilarious!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. How did you get it over your head?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😏

[Scoopster]

7. Thusly

[MLAA]

9. Good one!

[Ron Obvious]

5. I assume she was referring to bear spray.

Seeing as condoms make no sense in this case.

[RKP5637]

6. ...

[rurallib]

8. did you make sure it was dark so the sun wouldn't burn anything?

[pokerfan]

10. Better to have it and not need it...

...than need it and not have it.

[TomVilmer]

11. A bit late, but: