No ma! I don't want to lick the beaters! 😨

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[True Dough]

1. Good thinking, Floyd!

You should start by touching the hot iron first, then work your way up to licking the beaters!

[OriginalGeek]

2. I never wanted to lick the beaters

unless it was frosting. I had no desire for cake batter and I don't understand raw cookie dough.

The running joke at my house whenever I see anyone eating raw cookie dough or raw cake batter is I tell them they gonna get trichinosis. They just roll their eyes. My family doesn't get me.

[FSogol]

8. Trichinosis? You are making Ham Cake?

[Major Nikon]

14. Ham cake with pork belly frosting

Just keep plenty of this on hand...

[jmowreader]

17. They'd be more likely to get salmonella

Unless you're using raw bear grease as shortening, trichinosis is highly unlikely.

[OriginalGeek]

18. Ahhh, you must not have had

Ham cake!

[Binkie The Clown]

3. Wow! What will they think of next?

How about building in a camera so you can post pictures of what you're baking to social media?

[Docreed2003]

4. Some mid-century advertising is just frightening!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. That's putting it mildly!

😢

[Docreed2003]

10. Damn!!! Zombie children eating mini brains!!!

But clearly the best things in life come in cellophane!

[kimbutgar]

5. I still have an old mixer like this from the 70's still works good

I remember as a kid enjoying the frosting and licking the blades.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Did mother make you lick them while the mixer was still running? 😏

[kimbutgar]

7. Yes, I still have a big tear in my tongue from licking the moving blades

And early form of tongue piercing.

[lastlib]

15. Gave my mom a Valentine's Day card last Feb....

"Good moms let their kids lick the beaters."

"GREAT moms turn off the mixer first!"

. . . . .

[irisblue]

11. I have this mixer.Hand over from G-Ma.

works well still, must be 50 yrs old.

[Doug the Dem]

12. Why isn't your signature "American!"?

That's how Johnny used to do it!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. DUDE! Now I have to

change my password!

[Thor_MN]

16. Co-worker's 9 year old twins need work on their arguing.

Overheard last week: "Ty, I'm going to lick your ass!!"

[SethH]

19. maybe Michele had one of those great mixers