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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPoll: Keith Richards vs. Cockroaches
Well fuck!
Not a "Star member" so not an official poll!
Anyway, K.R. Or cockroaches?
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Poll: Keith Richards vs. Cockroaches (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Aug 2017
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flyingfysh
(1,990 posts)1. ???
What is this about? This makes no sense.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)2. It does, to some! 😏
tymorial
(3,433 posts)3. What is the purpose of this?
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)4. Who/what survives Richards or cockroaches?
HootieMcBoob
(3,830 posts)5. Keef.
I'm putting my money on Mr. Richards 😁
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)6. Finally, someone who gets it!
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)7. Exactly how long does beef jerky last?
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)14. An unanswerable question!
htuttle
(23,738 posts)8. Keith is 3000 years old and no longer remembers his native language, except in his dreams.

Cockroaches, however, are considerably older. My money's on cockroaches.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)15. Hahahahaha!
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)9. Not a "Star member"
So, throw in a couple bucks.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)16. No can do for a variety of reasons!
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)17. It can be $15 n/t
Best_man23
(5,268 posts)10. I'd have to go with the roaches
But I have no doubt Keith would give them a run for their antennae.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)18. Pity the cockroaches! 😏
irisblue
(37,512 posts)11. Australian rabbits
Australian rabbits won in On The Beach.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)19. Keith's food source! 😏
Solly Mack
(96,943 posts)12. KR can't be killed by conventional means.
KR scoffs at radiation and simply stares down a size 13 work boot.
If you were to yell "Raid!" around KR, he'd merely pass the blunt to you.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)20. Good shit! Cough!
sarge43
(29,173 posts)13. Richards vs cockroaches vs fruit cake
That's a cage match.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)21. Call UFC
right effing now!
pressbox69
(2,252 posts)22. KR
Don't know about cockroaches but Beatles music will always be playing.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)23. True! ✌🏻
raven mad
(4,940 posts)24. Def. Keef.
LOL! Science Fiction book I was reading the other day (set in the future, around 2061, etc.) had a rehab place called the Keith Richards Memorial Rehabilitation Center.
Apt!