"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Retweeted by David Fahrenthold: https://twitter.com/fahrenthold

"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan." (ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY) "I'll see you in hell."

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Meanwhile, here's what the Cajun navy brought...

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[femmocrat]

1. LOL

Some of the comments are hilarious! It's good if people can still have a sense of humor.

[Dustlawyer]

2. We have a lot of Cajuns that live in S.E. Texas.

My daughter is married to one! Love eating mudbugs and alligator, crawfish ettouffee, and seafood gumbo (chicken and sausage gumbo is good too).

[Dustlawyer]

3. Just lost my appitite! Right after posting Ted Cruz on the TV box said he is coming to

Beaumont later today!

Evacuate!!!!!!! How can they keep subjecting us to such terrible conditions!

[Skittles]

6. I saw that on the TV crawl last night

I thought, what the hell did Beaumont do to deserve THAT?

[underpants]

4. Last call flight 817 at gate E. Suddenly everyone sees this woman running madly through the

terminal. She runs directly up to gate E, breathless. The ticket taker says "Wow you JUST made it lady" and she says panting for air "Oh, I'm not on this flight" gasp gasp "I just wanted to make sure everyone on this flight knew that I'm a vegan"

[lastlib]

5. "Houston, we have a problem!"

"Code Niner in Aisle 7!!"