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Can anyone tell the difference between " complete" and "finished"?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between these common words.
However, in a linguistic conference held in London England, Thulaseedharan B, an Indian British citizen was the
clever winner. His final challenge was to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'
If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.'
And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five-minute standing ovation.
longship
(40,416 posts)R&K
becca da bakkah
(426 posts)....who once quipped, "A man in love isn't complete until he gets married. Then he's finished!" Or words to that effect.
red dog 1
(27,757 posts)..The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and she brought out one of her cats to sit on her lap.
(Johnny Carson liked animals, but he wasn't too crazy about cats)
Zza Zza asked Johnny: "Would you like to pet my pussy?"
Johnny replied: "I would, if you'd put that damn cat down!"
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)"Don't tell anyone," She said, conspiratorily, "but it's Mama."
red dog 1
(27,757 posts)How about the difference between "complete" and "compleat"
Most dictionaries consider "compleat" to be "an archaic spelling of "complete"
The term "compleat" is often used in the titles of handbooks, such as "The Compleat Angler"
or the soon-to-be-published book about Trump called "The Compleat Asshole"
FakeNoose
(32,556 posts)Yes I just thought "compleat" was archaic but meant the same thing.
Thanks!