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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHilarious Amazon Review: Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . .
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.
I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
Read more (It gets better...): https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard...
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Hilarious Amazon Review: Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . (Original Post)
Ron Obvious
Sep 2017
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Polly Hennessey
(6,793 posts)1. Tears are running down my face. n/t
FakeNoose
(32,628 posts)2. Click on the guy's name to view his photo and profile
I got the surprise of my life!
This is all a joke, but at first glance you aren't sure.
Vinnie From Indy
(10,820 posts)3. Very funny!
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left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)4. Funny, but ...
Why not 'shave' his head with electric clippers, as I do?
Fla Dem
(23,649 posts)5. Hysterical.
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)6. TheFerret?
Seems like his style.