Four jokes

[csziggy]

A conversation with God about Trump.

John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?"

God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."

John: Yeah, trumpets.

God: "Never mind. They'll know."

Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better

Pence: The fewer

Trump: I told you not to call me that yet

A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, “I want to be President one day.” Trump says, “Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind?”

The kid replies, “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.”

Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God...


God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?" Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

[braddy]

1. Excellent.

[Duppers]

2. These are really funny!

Thanks for posting.

[Angry Dragon]

3. Good Ones

[Kali]

4. I liked the second one best.