Buying a lair with subterranean volcanic vents and a shark pool. Is it worth it?

[FSogol]

Sure some people think that volcanic vents lower the resale value and that shark maintenance costs are high, but I enjoy entertaining.

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. Go for it, Dr. Evil.

Are the sharks equipped with lasers?

[Achilleaze]

2. Check to see if there's a liar in the lair

I'm just sayin...could save you a bundle.

[Iggo]

3. Pool maintenance. The sharks feed for free on the carcasses of your enemies. (n/t)

[Kaleva]

5. Puh-lease! The truly evil feed their friends to the sharks.

[lastlib]

4. I'd be on it in a heartbeat!

[LeftInTX]

6. Sounds like a James Bond movie

[Phentex]

7. I think we should call the lounge The Lair for a while

sounds more inviting

[FSogol]

8. Plus, we never know what everyone is up to.