These spaghetti models are confusing

[NightWatcher]

Why is that young lady in a tub and how does this help with storm prep?

[cyclonefence]

1. You made me snort

btw, is that Melania?

[NightWatcher]

2. Nope. She's got too much clothes on to be mistaken for her.

[underpants]

3. The problem is that there isn't just one to choose from

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2sOqU2mpD0tiINBrGgld4NJP9K_ExVyvj5kEUsTuR0Mp3-UHHow

[Xipe Totec]

4. You're not using your noodle. nt

[SHRED]

5. Waiter!

There a bikini in my spaghetti!

[ProfessorGAC]

6. Don't Bother With Things You Don't Understand

Takes years of training to understand spaghetti models! And you have to be italian. So there!