An Irish Joke ( I Love them all)

[packman]

Paddy worked at the Guinness factory for many years.
Alas, one day he died while at work.
They went to inform his wife who asked "Was it quick, at least? I hope he didn't suffer."
His cowoker said "No, he drowned in the vat, and got out three times to piss before he went under for the last time"

I can't help it. I have a weakness for ethnic jokes.

[Warpy]

1. I have a long list of Irish jokes

most of them told to me by my Irish mother.

[Binkie The Clown]

2. Being of Irish descent I suppose I should be deeply offended by the use of racial slurs like "Paddy"

but somehow, I'm not.

[zipplewrath]

3. Wife's favorite joke

Told by an Irishman at a pub.

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub... It could happen ya know!"

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. Yes, yes, yes!

More Irish jokes.

And I'm 100% Irish as in all four grandparents came from there.

[bif]

5. Pat comes to America

Where he gets a job with a bricklayer. He writes home to his brother Mike: I've got the easiest job ever. I load a hod up with bricks, carry it up 10 stories, and the other guy does all the work!

[hunter]

6. I always felt that way when I was loading and unloading trucks...

I could've had some crappy job on the factory floor, I could have been filling boxes with product and foam peanuts, but instead I was building muscle, getting paid for it, and I was HOT.

[becca da bakkah]

7. My Favorite Irish Poet, Brendan Behan.....

.....once remarked, "if it was raining soup, the Irish would run out with forks!"

Behan also told a nun, tending to him during his many futile attempts to dry out, "bless you, sister. May all your sons be bishops!"

[red dog 1]

8. I love that "raining soup" quote

"It's not that the Irish are cynical...It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."

Brendan Behan

[red dog 1]

9. A sobbing Mrs Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass,

He says, "So What's bothering you?"

She replies, "Oh Father, I have terrible news..My husband passed away last night."

He replies, "Oh Mary, that's terrible..Did he have any last requests?"

"Yes, Father," she replied..."Please Mary, put down that damn gun."

[Alpeduez21]

10. Brian stayed in Ireland

while his brother, Sean, moved to Boston.

Every Friday Brian went to the pub and had two shots. One for him and one for his brother.

This tradition continued for a while until one Friday evening Brian asks for just one shot.

Crestfallen the bartender says "I'm so sorry for your loss, Brian. Sean was a good lad."

"What are you on about?" asks Brian, "Sean's not dead. It's me that's quit the drink."

[Orrex]

11. No one tells better offensive ethnic Irish jokes than ethnic Irish people