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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe Onion: Quaker Releases New Extra Bland Plain Flavor-Blasted Rice Cakes
Quaker Releases New Plain Flavor-Blasted Rice Cakes
http://www.theonion.com/article/quaker-releases-new-plain-flavor-blasted-rice-cake-56879
CHICAGOClaiming its new offering takes blandness to a whole new level, Quaker on Friday announced the release of new, plain-flavor-blasted rice cakes. Our Plain-Blasted Rice Cakes have an extra kick of unflavored seasoning for maximum tastelessness in every bite, said spokesperson Michelle Wade, adding that the product had three times less flavor than regular rice cakes. If you thought our original variety was completely devoid of any flavor, get ready for your taste buds to be put completely to sleep. Wade went on to say that Quaker would also be rolling out X-Treme Dry Rice Cakes that will be sold as a plastic bag filled with flour.
http://www.theonion.com/article/quaker-releases-new-plain-flavor-blasted-rice-cake-56879
CHICAGOClaiming its new offering takes blandness to a whole new level, Quaker on Friday announced the release of new, plain-flavor-blasted rice cakes. Our Plain-Blasted Rice Cakes have an extra kick of unflavored seasoning for maximum tastelessness in every bite, said spokesperson Michelle Wade, adding that the product had three times less flavor than regular rice cakes. If you thought our original variety was completely devoid of any flavor, get ready for your taste buds to be put completely to sleep. Wade went on to say that Quaker would also be rolling out X-Treme Dry Rice Cakes that will be sold as a plastic bag filled with flour.
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The Onion: Quaker Releases New Extra Bland Plain Flavor-Blasted Rice Cakes (Original Post)
Miles Archer
Sep 2017
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MLAA
(17,277 posts)1. I would say something witty, but gotta rush to store before they sell out!
central scrutinizer
(11,646 posts)3. While you're there
Please pick up some extra strength, time release placebos for me. Thanks
MLAA
(17,277 posts)6. They only had those awful full flavor tasty ones, sorry😬
longship
(40,416 posts)2. Being featured by The Onion is a badge of honor.
Quaker must be proud...
Or possibly not.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)4. Next: Cardboard Cakes!
Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)5. Thank god they are gluten free.
Because gluten causes cooties or something.