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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTed Cruz looks like Q if Q tried to assume human form but didn't quite get it right
And he likes teh prons.
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Ted Cruz looks like Q if Q tried to assume human form but didn't quite get it right (Original Post)
Orrex
Sep 2017
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dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)1. He blames a staffer for looking at porn
Late at night
On Ted's personal computer
uh-uh...
Orrex
(63,199 posts)2. Honestly I don't think it was Cruz
Because I don't believe he'd bother with anything as mundane as a MFF three-way.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,669 posts)3. True; that's pretty conventional stuff.
Ted probably goes more for B&D, or making whoopee with farm animals. Or maybe B&D with farm animals.
TlalocW
(15,380 posts)4. I imagine his "O" face
Is the same one he makes - eyebrows slightly knitted and upturned, lips thinned - when he's trying to appear human when talking about a sensitive subject or just trying to engage with people.
TlalocW
Orrex
(63,199 posts)5. NO NO NO NO NO
I will not imagine it. I refuse to imagine it.
I hate you for suggesting that I should imagine it.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)6. ewwwwww...
Somehow Grandpa Munster and ....you know.......THAT.......do not go together.