For $50,000 Gene Simmons Will Come To Your House

[Initech]

Gene Simmons has announced “the Gene Simmons Vault Experience.” The ambitious endeavor will send the Kiss frontman all over the world, hand-delivering his unwieldy, 38-pound, career-spanning box set The Vault to happy fans in the comfort of their homes. The 10-disc set contains over 150 unreleased songs in addition to a leather-bound photo book, a Gene Simmons “non-makeup” action figure, an “In Gene We Trust” oversized medallion, a “very special surprise item,” and more. The whole thing costs just $2,000.

Of course, there’s also the $50,000 “Home Experience” package that involves Simmons himself bringing the damn thing straight to your doorstep. (Note: Some scheduling and travel restrictions may apply.) A more affordable $25,000 package grants you Executive Producer credit on the box set, exclusive studio time with Simmons, and access to unreleased recordings. Watch an informational video for “The Gene Simmons Vault Experience” below, and find out more information here.
https://pitchfork.com/news/gene-simmons-will-come-to-your-house-and-deliver-his-giant-box-set/

Do we really need this?

[Botany]

1. If I had it I would pay $50,000 for Gene Simmons to never come to my house.

n/t

[janterry]

2. that's just what I was thinking

pig that he is.............

[Botany]

4. His ego is on Trump's level

[cloudbase]

3. Bloody hell.

I'll come over to your house for $5,000.
I guarantee it will be an experience you'll never forget.
Weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, graduations-nothing is off limits.
I'll even do a bris, but I'll have to cut my routine a bit short.

[FiveGoodMen]

5. Didn't read the link. Did it say how much to keep him away?

[Hoyt]

6. They'd have to pay me to listen to that ignorant, Wayne Newton looking, white wing, crummy musician.

[underpants]

7. Yeah songs that couldn't make it onto KISS albums

must be pretty bad.

Simmons will sell or license anything for money - like the official KISS coffins.

[Initech]

8. Merchandising! Where the real money is made!

[PoliticAverse]

9. How much to not come to your house?...

[MFM008]

10. Only if he cleans it

Throughout. ..

[Iggo]

11. ...so I can punch him in the face?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

17. Good idea? I wonder how much for Martin Shkreli to show up for a nose punch? nt

[Leith]

12. He Will Stay Away for Free

Which is a much better deal.

[jmowreader]

13. This is the rock version of Wu-Tang's Shaolin

The difference: Wu-Tang Clan only made one copy of their album. Gene Simmons will only sell one copy of his. Because I got news for ya, kids: ten CDs full of Kiss outtakes and an action figure are not worth $2000.

[TexasBushwhacker]

14. One of the only people with hair as ridiculous as Trump's n/t

[tonekat]

15. "Earache My Eye!"

Anyone remember that Cheech y Chong take on bands like KISS?

[DFW]

16. I hope it costs less than $50,000 to avoid the experience

Though if it meant an ironclad guarantee that he would NOT come to my house, I might consider saving up for it.....

[lindysalsagal]

18. My brain went to Richard Simmons,

And I thought, I would have guessed $250, max. Lol!

[whistler162]

19. and for $75,000 he will go home

afterwards!

[Sanity Claws]

20. That's an expensive cleaning service

I would only let him scrub my toilet. $50k is too pricey for that.

[FSogol]

21. I'll come to your house for much less. Call me.

[struggle4progress]

22. He's not coming to my house! So do I get $50K from him now?