8:53 a.m. A man with googley eyes in camouflage was walking toward the park.

[Ptah]

4:42 a.m. A car struck a Lakeside deer.

8:36 a.m. A Columbia Falls deer had an unscheduled meeting with a car.

8:49 a.m. A Kalispell electrical box had exposed wiring.

8:53 a.m. A man with “googley” eyes in camouflage was walking toward the park.....

http://flatheadbeacon.com/2017/09/13/googley-eyes/

[Orrex]

1. Barney Google? With the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes?

[Ptah]

3. I've never seen googley eyes in camouflage.

[Orrex]

6. Maybe you have and didn't know it.

[Ptah]

8. Was the 911 caller an eyewitness?

[lastlib]

7. DUDE--that's because they're CAMOUFLAGED! Duh-uh...!

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(couldn't resist! (I know--I'm s'posed to be a resistor, like my tagline says, but sometimes I have weak resistance.....))

[Ptah]

9. ohm

[csziggy]

11. Yes!

[Orrex]

14. He helps me find stuff online all the time

[dewsgirl]

2. The whole police blotter is hilarious! I was sure this was satire at first.

[Historic NY]

4. Somethings in the water up there...

too bad the EPA doesn't do that anymore.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. That is hilarious!

I especially liked the one where the dog ruthlessly murdered some local chickens before returning to his doghouse to think about his crimes." And the guy who stole all the staples of a balanced breakfast.

Whoever actually writes those reports up is a genius.

[NJCher]

12. yes, I thought so, too (genius)

Someone is having fun on the job.

My cousin lives in this area! She never tells me anything about this weirdness!


Cher

[KT2000]

10. excellent police blotter

one can really get a feeling for the place.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. Practicing "sparkly eyes" technique, from "Men Who Stare at Goats"

A fine film, sort of.



And THIS is how I use my 15,000th post?