Safeway Supermarket Employee Beaten With Baguette by Irate Customer

[Miles Archer]

Safeway Supermarket Employee Beaten With Baguette by Irate Customer

https://www.thedailymeal.com/eat/safeway-supermarket-employee-beaten-baguette-irate-customer/092217

According to SF Gate, 39-year-old Adam Kowarsh entered a Safeway Supermarket in Fremont “screaming and yelling” around midnight on Sept. 17. Kowarsh was asked to pay for his items and leave, but after one employee made an attempt to calm him, he grabbed a loaf of French bread and struck the worker multiple times in the face.

“A male suspect was pushing and hitting an employee of a grocery store multiple times with a load of French bread,” police said in a statement. “While the victim did not sustain major injuries, he wanted to press charges.”

[mercuryblues]

1. The employee

better get tested for a yeast infection.

[FSogol]

2. A clear cut case of Assault and Butttery.

[mercuryblues]

5. If he sues

how much dough will he get?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

13. Enough to go on the loaf.

[Teddy Rattlesnake]

3. War on France!

Because of this commissar pissy face may declare war against France now. Does anyone still have maps of Normandy? Field Marshal Jared is going to need them for the campaign.

#MRGA!

[True Dough]

18. Welcome to the DU, Teddy!

Just give us a heads-up when you're about to strike.

[AllaN01Bear]

30. is this the onion?

[Shrike47]

4. Does a stale Safeway baguette count as a deadly weapon? It should.

[Iggo]

20. I saw The Corsican Brothers. It does.

[Major Nikon]

6. Au bon pain

[redwitch]

7. Loving the replies and missing pinboy3niner.

Baguette jokes may seem a little stale to some but I like them.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. Yeah. I always think of him in these threads. He always cracked me up.

[Best_man23]

8. All those hits by a Baguette

And he didn't get a rise

[uppityperson]

9. le pain!

[True Dough]

17. Bravo!

[WinkyDink]

26. Okay, now THAT is great!

[diva77]

10. and the victim who did not strike back was declared a hero sandwich.

sorry, I tried!

[Kaleva]

11. The last scene in The Wild Bunch should be redone using french bread

Why Hollywood doesn't hire me, I do not know.

[Laffy Kat]

14. If they press charges, he's toast. nt

[spiderpig]

15. At least the store can recycle the loaf for Club Sandwiches.

[WinkyDink]

16. He certainly wasn't well-bread.

[Donkees]

21. Definitely not upper crust

[WinkyDink]

25. :-)

[GeoWilliam750]

28. And almost certainly half-baked...

[Donkees]

19. Probably a gluten intolerant

[SethH]

22. California Man

[Orrex]

23. I hate to go against the grain here

But his accomplice probably played a roll in this as well.

[Donkees]

24. In its PITA decision the store has removed breadsticks from sale and only stocks flatbreads

[WinkyDink]

27. As for the perp, now he's scone and done it. That will bialy does for a while; you can baton it!

[Rollo]

29. I understand the perpetrator is now in a bit of a jam...

You could also say he's toast...

He might knead to come up with a lot of dough to cover his legal costs...

But is there any proof?


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[Donkees]

31. He had a rye smile as he attacked

[Rollo]

32. It was a crumby attempt to get attention.

[Donkees]

34. His loafers were especially crumby ...

[Rollo]

35. Are those Dr. Schrolls?

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[Donkees]

36. They're imported Ciabattas (Italian Slipper Bread)

Ciabatta (Italian pronunciation: [tʃaˈbatta], literally slipper[1]) is an Italian white bread made from wheat flour, water, salt, and yeast, created in 1982 by a baker in Verona, Veneto, Italy, in response to the popularity of French baguettes. Ciabatta is somewhat elongated, broad, and flat, and is baked in many variations.

[Rollo]

37. Guaranteed to clog your arteries!

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[Donkees]

38. Nah! It's food for the soles

[Rollo]

33. I hear the pain was unbuerreable...

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[milestogo]

39. Was it a stale Baguette?