Photo of Trump Tower steak dish gets roasted on the internet

[IronLionZion]

http://nypost.com/2017/09/26/photo-of-trump-tower-steak-dish-gets-roasted-on-the-internet/

A photo showing a new, “mouthwatering” steak dish at Trump Tower in Chicago had Twitter users gagging Tuesday — with one person calling it “an idiot’s version of haute cuisine.”

“The piece of steak on the lower right hand corner looks like a festering wound,” tweeted one disgusted user.

“Looks like it’s been eaten once already,” said another person.

Chris Booty added, “Even the bloody cauliflower has been spray-tanned.”

Link to tweet

What sort of people pay money to eat this garbage? The above is in Chicago, where midwesterners know steak.

Anyway, a friendly reminder that his DC hotel charges $24 for their cheapest cocktail and $8 for a Bud Light. People who go to his shitty hotels and pay these prices make me worry for the future of humanity.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Shit on a shingle

for real

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. minus the meat, looks like my kitchen compost bucket dumped out

[RKP5637]

3. Looks like a pic of plate scrapings headed for the garbage! n/t

[forgotmylogin]

31. It looks like a staged crime scene.

Where like...the killer is a bit whimsical and likes to sew body parts together in various configurations.

[lunatica]

35. LOL!

It’s whimsical!

[RKP5637]

45. ...

[RandySF]

4. Looks like something my grandma would give her pigs.

[democratisphere]

5. drumpfster Dumpster Trash Plate Extraordinare

Yum. Yum.

[Mopar151]

6. Leftovers

Like Applebees, TGIF......

[IronLionZion]

7. The leavings that fell off of Trump's dinner table

just grab whatever is left and sell it to dumbass Trumpsters as some sort of gourmet cuisine that they would only know if they were wealthy and smart enough to get tax cuts in the GOP plan

Poor person's idea of a rich person. Stupid person's idea of a smart person. Microwave frozen meal eater's idea of a gourmet meal.

[Ilsa]

8. It looks like a nouveau cuisine psychic reading:

Toss your plate of food into the table, and let the clairvoyant "read" how it landed. My reading: this restaurant will close soon.

The meat looks like something my labrador tried to eat, but couldn't. And labs will eat anything. One lab chewed siding off the side of my aunt's house.

[AllyCat]

21. LOL!

[C Moon]

24. :D

[Miles Archer]

9. "Wtf is that?!?!?"

Link to tweet

[uppityperson]

11. Answer: bone spur.

[Doreen]

17. So that is trumps bone spur that got him out of the draft?

[MFM008]

18. i believe its one of the maggots

maggots.......

[AllyCat]

20. Broom bristle that fell off when they swept it off the floor

[LenaBaby61]

34. "Wtf is that?!?!?"

TRULY vomit worthy

[A HERETIC I AM]

39. It's a piece of hangar

It's a hangar steak, right?

Either that or it's the beefs dignity trying to run away

[uppityperson]

10. Other tweets on trump hotel tweets are getting hit too. But that? Wtf?

Nasty unappetizing bloody black meat hovering over squash, with spread out Wtf veggies. The leafy bit in front left, a garnish perhaps, has 1 leaf, 4 empty branches. Why is it spread out on a cloth on a tablecloth? THIS is the best photo they could come up with?

[lunatica]

36. I think its supposed to be on some stone countertop

At first I thought it was tissue paper but I have an iPad and enlarged it. It looks like it might be “stylish” uneven stone.

[calimary]

12. Looks like the restaurant version of re-gifting.

This is what the guy across the room left on his plate when he was finished with dinner. Then the waiter brought that plate over and served it to you!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Don't they even give you a plate to eat that mess off of?

Why is it all just dumped on a tablecloth without any plates or silverware? Are you supposed to just hoover it up like an animal? It looks disgusting, plates or no plates.

[uppityperson]

19. it's on a roof slate. For some reason. Because they can charge more? It's a Thing, research

shows me.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/16/plates-slates-backlash-gimmicky-serving-dishes

https://mobile.twitter.com/WeWantPlates

[NightWatcher]

49. Thats the funniest thing Ive seen in a while

[forgotmylogin]

32. This site explains it all:

http://wewantplates.com/

[IronLionZion]

38. Plates are for weak snowflakes

Winners don't have time for plates or utensils because they are too busy winning

[Generic Brad]

14. That's more mouth gagging than mouth watering

[fierywoman]

15. Sad. Very sad.

[NBachers]

16. Food porn for dogs

[shadowmayor]

22. This dinner is the best!

Tremendous flavor! The best presentation! People are saying! Everybody knows! Ask anybody! This meal is huuuge! Believe me!

[C Moon]

23. It looks like someone picked it off up the floor.

[Oldtimeralso]

25. I ordered it and as I stuck my fork in the piece of meat in the lower right,

it moo'ed.

My date was a veterinarian and thought she could cure that cow.

[HDSam]

26. The presentation

sucks. It looks like it belongs in the dining room 'Day-O' scene from Beetlejuice.

[RandySF]

27. My grandmother would have fed that to the dogs

[Docreed2003]

28. That looks like the contents of a baby diaper...

After a Waffle House special! (And I love some awful waffle)

[madaboutharry]

29. It looks like leftovers scraped into the trash.

I wonder what Anthony Bourdain would say about this. He hates pretentious shit.

[IronLionZion]

37. Vanity Fair's food critics have an excellent article reviewing his fine restaurant

TRUMP GRILL COULD BE THE WORST RESTAURANT IN AMERICA
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review

[NanceGreggs]

30. I am astoundaghast!

What food photographer worth his kosher salt would think THAT was an enticing representation?

The photos in the Howard Johnson's menu make their meatloaf dinner look waaaay more inviting than this

I eat my steaks bloody and almost raw - but I have to agree with the "festering wound" description.

I've read many reviews about Trump resturaunt fare, and I wouldn't eat there - even if I was assured that Mexico would pay for the meal.

[LenaBaby61]

33. I've been a vegan for over 2 decades ....

But that meat looks nasty ....

And even the veggies look like someone here in the post said: compost

Who'd pay for and then EAT that nasty crapola &

[Dave Starsky]

53. And I, for one, love a nice, juicy steak.

And that picture is making ME gag.

[WhiteTara]

40. What happened to plating the dish?

Not only does the "food" look disgusting, it doesn't even show how you would eat it. I know a lot of food photogs and I can't imagine one of them producing an ad like that. Yikes.

[IronLionZion]

41. Plating is for soft pathetic losers

Winners don't have time for such things. Silly liberals would never understand how a real conservative champion eats his meat like a caveman.

[Paladin]

42. Where's the ketchup, to make it palatable to trump?

[IronLionZion]

43. They save that for the well done steaks

and probably put ice cream on chocolate cream pie. 2 scoops for Donny.

[Paladin]

44. Such a classy act, our "president." (nt)

[diva77]

46. Maybe it's the chef's covert way of resisting

seems like he/she tried hard to make it look as unappealing as possible

[TexasBushwhacker]

58. I was thinking that too n/t

[mnhtnbb]

47. That is one of the ugliest presentations of food I've ever seen.

We were in France last April.

This was my favorite presentation of a dish from a 2 star Michelin restaurant in Bordeaux. (Crab under the avocado)

[rurallib]

48. good enough for Russian bots

[jmowreader]

50. If Donald is still in a firing mood, whoever plated that should be next

Any Army line cook has a better handle on plating food so it looks edible than whoever plated that. Come on, this looks like they put the whole meal in a bucket and tipped the bucket over the rock they served this shit on.

[Siwsan]

51. Perhaps they should have taken this photo BEFORE the plate was dropped

Just saying......

[Soxfan58]

52. Give me the ribeye at my local diner anytime

8.99 tuesday night, with potato,veg, and a nice garden salad

[SethH]

54. everything has obviously been knocked over

it's either a mistake or a prank or it's like some high fashion that seems to be made deliberately ugly.

[IronLionZion]

55. One has to be a conservative to truly appreciate it

liberals would never understand